You think because I don't want to work here it's because I can get a better gig on Geraldo?

Today I was walking across campus to another building. There was an older gentleman behind me, so I stopped and held the door open for him. He said thank you and started chatting with me a little.

He asked if school was over and it is (woo hoo!). Then he said, "Well, I came to bring lunch to a friend of mine, but she isn't even here. So here, would you like lunch?"

I said, "Well don't you want it."

"No, I already ate. And I had those two donuts!"

Unfortunately the Chinese food he had brought was full of gluten. So I shared it with my officemates.

The fortune was "Your good deed will be rewarded multiple times today."