The difference between you and me... is I make this look good.

Over Memorial day weekend, my dad broke his glasses. When Heather and I got back from Savannah he was wearing his sunglasses. At 10 pm.

Everyone started singing "I wear my sunglasses at night."

I suggested Lenscrafters, where you can get glasses in a hour, but that didn't work for several reasons. Instead, my dad just dealt with the jokes.

Suggestion 1: Here come the men in black. Jamie told him he should hold up his tire gauge and pretend it was the flashy thing.

Suggestion 2: Talk into his sleeve. "The Eagle has landed."
Suggestion 3: Buy a white cane.