I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Current favorite line on the Comedy Radio station:

"The only reason Alaska is part of the United States is because when the Canadians went in, they saw the Eskimos with all their meat and blubber and said, 'Oh, the Americans got here already.'"

And because you can't have an Alaska joke without Sarah Palin:

SNL spoofs Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton on the campaign trail.

"I can see Russia from my house."