Saturday, November 13, 2010

Talk to the universe. Or God. Or Ripley.

Dear Universe,

I got this magazine that you sent in the mail this week:

I'm sure you are wondering. Yes, I can take a hint. However, I think that you (and this magazine) are overlooking one of the crucial elements of a marriage.

So next time, perhaps instead of a magazine subscription, you could arrange a meeting for me with this guy:

Darren Criss Picture

(I have a little crush after his performance on Glee this week).

Or, barring that, you could arrange a meeting with a nice guy.
Preferably one who isn't too young, one who doesn't have kids,
or a girlfriend, and can remember my name.
But I'm not trying to be picky.

Love, Emily

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